Saturday, July 15, 2006

Mission Blog for Emma #2

Lady Pigface. It cannot be helped that I adore you. My sun rises at your feet and sets in your eyes. Your very hair sets in motion sentiments in my blood that I feel impractical yet completely abiding and addicting.Yet it is plain to see that you do not dwell in this place of love with me. For my dear I fear a quandry has been placed in front of us by whatever divinities we have left in this age. For I can not bare the absense of your love no more than you can bare the bondage of mine. The density of this agony fans the fires of chaos and breeds turmoil. Meet me at the oak tree on Shaftsbury Lane midnight under the moon and we shall resolve this. If you do not come, I shall extinguish this infernal flame of torment in the turbulent waters below! SAY YOU SHALL BE MINE ANGELA PIGFACE!

Yours,
Henry Canterbury Whittakers the Third

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The Mission: write a paragraph about this girl (let's call her Angela Pigface) in the style of a woeful lover Sense and Sensability style using the words 'bondage' 'quandary' and 'density'. YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES GO!!!111

Monday, July 10, 2006

New Blog Today!

I know you must be excited, Emma, the only person who ever looks at my blog!
So I dont seem to be doing any sketches for my sketch blog whatsoever so Im just going to fill this blog box with as much crap as possible every day.

I'm unsure what my motivations for doing this are.

Anyroad, here goes.

Up first will be a selection of recipes:

Five Dollar Margaret
* Chambord
* Kahlua
* Amaretto
* Cream

Shake equal amounts over ice

Red Headed Slut
* J├Ągermeister
* Peach schnapps &
* Cranberry juice
OR
* Crown Royal
* Chambord &
* Southern Comfort

Shake equal parts over ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail, pony or shot glass.

Papa Smurf - Shooter

* 1/2 oz. Grenadine
* 1 oz. Blue Curacao
* Whipped cream

Pour Grenadine in first and float the Blue Curacao on top. Give him a Whip creme hat and you got Papa Smurf!

Ninja
* Dark creme de cacao
* Midori
* Frangelico

Layer equal parts in order given into a pony or shot glass.

Pac Man

Dash each of
* Bitters
* Grenadine
* Splash of Lemon juice
* Ginger Ale

Stir all but Ginger Ale over ice, Fill with Ginger Ale, Garnish with an Orange slice.

Beam Me Up Scotty
* Kahlua
* Creme de Banana
* Bailey's Irish Cream

Layer equal parts in order given into a pony or shot glass.

Wench

* Amaretto
* Captain Morgan

Shake equal parts over ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail, pony or shot glass

Bertie Bichberg

* Creme de Banana
* Bailey's Irish Cream
* Vodka
* Stemmed Maraschino Cherry

The cherry is the key to drinking this shot properly.
Layer equal parts in order given into a pony or shot glass. Drop cherry into glass with the stem up, pull cherry out, shoot the liquid, then eat the cherry

Pancho Villa
* Green Chartreuse
* Creme de Noyaux
* Cuervo
* 151 Rum

Flying Dutchman

* 2 oz. Gin
* Dash of Triple Sec

Shake with ice, Pour into a Lowball glass

and the obligatory

Comfortable Screw

* 1 oz. Vodka
* 3/4 oz. Southern Comfort
* Orange juice

Build over ice in a highball or tall glass

Yes I realize that all of my recipes are alcoholic. Bon appetite!





Saturday, July 8, 2006

Things that I like today

Today I like:


Waffles

4 3/4 ounces all-purpose flour, approximately 1 cup
4 3/4 ounces whole-wheat flour, approximately 1 cup
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons sugar
3 whole eggs, beaten
2 ounces unsalted butter, melted
16 ounces buttermilk, room temperature
Vegetable spray, for waffle iron
Preheat waffle iron according to manufacturer's directions.

In a medium bowl whisk together the flours, soda, baking powder, salt, and sugar. In another bowl beat together eggs and melted butter, and then add the buttermilk. Add the wet ingredients to the dry and stir until combined. Allow to rest for 5 minutes.

Ladle the recommended amount of waffle batter onto the iron according to the manufacturer's recommendations. Close iron top and cook until the waffle is golden on both sides and is easily removed from iron. Serve immediately or keep warm in a 200 degree F oven until ready to serve.


You gotta suss, suss, suss, suss, suss suspect device.

Friday, July 7, 2006

Mission Blog for Emma

Roy crawled to the edge of the abyss. Below him thousands of baby unicorns swarmed over the crystal landscape, creating a hypnotizing swirling effect. This was his first time on Genuflect 9 and it would have been a scene of uttermost peace of it werent for the nagging case of dysentary he had picked up on the flight over. He suspected his travelling companion, a Dark Lord Elvish Mage of the Third Class who smelled of yeast. As he lay in a brown puddle of his lunch, he sighed. Ironically "shit" wasnt in his vocabulary.

Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Europe!

!!!!EUROPE!!!!

(that's right motherfuckazzzzzzzz)


P.S, this is neat

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

Old doodles

These are just some old doodles I had scanned from a while back.


Frou Frou

Litter bugs

Eat me in Space

A daydreaming turtle

Eleven o clock

Hello Duckie!

Squiggle

Woof

Coffee Addict

Monday, July 3, 2006

Porp

Do you like my snake? His name is Raspberry.

P.S here is my first sketch blog doodle, I did it at work yesterday, its not much but its all I got okay PEOPLE!

Ive done it now.

Crap, I made a blog. Crap.


I made a really green blog!

Crap!