Saturday, November 24, 2007

Guest Blog Part Doou

How do you spell TWO in french? DOOOOuuuh

I dont think you understand how blogs work kristy. Youre just kind of saying whatever shite comes to you. This has to be like, good stuff man. People are actually reading this right now. Millions and hundreds of dozens of people. Or... Amanda Ives. And some pervert internet stalker named Wendy77. P.S Wendy, I know I said I couldnt get enough of your tranny porn pictures, but, that was before you started sharing, so.. cut back a bit. I cant look at chickdick while eating cereal at 6am. Sometime after lunch would be perfect.

KRISTY GO!

Why you sad? Why you sad? I don't like washing undies.

WTF?

wTF!

You fuckin said it. Come ON! Say something fucking REASONABLE! Can you speak english??? Okay, fuckin, tell us about something damn it. How was your day?

Boring. One word answers only.

Okay..... you fucking suck. Suck my cock. Suck it suck it suck it suck it

I'm telling mom.

You are a turpy bitch.

You spelled twirpy wrong. TURP TURP

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I meant fucking TURPY! Youve never heard that word before??? TO TURP! A turper. From latin, turpis...

TURPIS

Yeah.

My favourite thing is... beating the shit out of Kara PERIOD

My period? WTF! You are obsessed with vaginal bleeding.

Oh shut up.

Well expand your fucking horizons some... jesus. You are weird. Seriously weird. God this is so boring, if this is how Guest Blogs are going to go, Im out man, I quit. This is so boring.

Im Kristy I have a bunny his name is beans.

Thats not even funny.

Im going to write all this stuff I just read on this piece of paper by your computer...

Some sort of.. fucking.. ingredient list??

- Jumper Cables XL
- 2 Thorium Widgets
- 2 Truesilver Transformers
- 2 Fused Wiring
- Ironweb Spider Silk
- 2 Star Rubies

GRTR Agil
1 Tericonme
2 Felwood
1 Imbued Vial

WTF!? WTF!? WTF!? What IS this? Some weird pagan bomb list??? Oh my god youre a terrorist! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My sister is a wiccan Al Queda member!

Hum hum hum hum hum.

Why does it say Rick James after all this shit??? What the fuck does Rick James have to do with it?????? This is so weird. YOU ARE SO WEIRD.

I am Rick James, Bitch.

Do you have anything other than pop culture references to offer to my blog???

Hum hum hum STOP SAYING HUMMA HUMMA
AH FUCK YOU *Dizzy Wheezing*

Well you stop saying it. Are you going to tie me up with Ironweb Spider silk, stick extra Large jumper cables to my nipples and transform me into Rick James with your Star Ruby??

You have found my recipe for Rick James.

Rick James is made of.. 2 Thorium Widgets? Thats my favourite one by the way.

I need a break.

I need .. ANSWERS. But Im still too scared to process any new information.

This concludes Karalalala's First Guest Blog.

I think it sucked!






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