Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Die SinterKLAUZ

I want beer and nachos all over me. Really I want whiskey, but I think that would burn.

Im going to start a weekly blog thing where I share with you a quote made by a popular and famous sexy model lady. It will be called:

"Karalalala's WEEKLY MODEL BlahBlahBlah's"

This weeks quote comes from Hiedi Klum, or Ol' Krautface, as she prefers to be called. Keep in mind that this is to be read in a hilarious comedy German accent like Uter on the Simpsons. This is how she talks. To help you out I will spell things as phonetically accurate as I can.

"Vhen I kommenzi to die New America, I vas really into all ze zings people zat zay eat here, ya? I start to eat die muffins and die brownies and zose yummy-innen-meine-tummy caramel chocolate zings, ya? People you know, zey called me MUFFIN! It is because of I vould be eating all ze muffins all ze time!
"Hey Muffin, vhats up?"
- Heidi Klum

Ha ha ha, god in himmel, what a woman! Du kannst mir sehr gefallen, kleine kuchen!

6 comments:

david said...

Please ! Never learn German. It will ruin your voice.

Karalalala said...

I plan on it, german rocks

david said...

BLACK


*waits for you to say WHITE*

Karalalala said...

Eat me, limey

Wendy77 said...

Don't be hatin' on the Germans, dude!

Also that is one hawt pic of Hideeee

Karalalala said...

You are such a lesbian