Saturday, February 2, 2008

NSFW: Smurf on Smurf Smurfing

ALRIGHT SO! HUGE warning here. This is pornographic to an extreme degree. I mean, there is Pussy Galore. Also, a penis or two! And they are blue! Holy Cow!

This is. A. Smurf, fuckfest.

I dont expect anyone to believe me when I say I just watched this long enough to see if their makeup rubbed off, but.. a hilariously potbellied and Hispanic Papa Smurf showed up, and I just couldnt stop. I don't want to ruin it for those of you who are actually going to press play (Emma) but they do at one point, start whistling...

Wow my blog has reached all new heights of awesome. I just could NOT, Not share this. So if your mummy or daddy will ground you or god forbid, give me a call, if they find you watching this, please, please, fuck off now. If you're a nice, clean, adult type pervert, here ya go!

I suggest watching it while listening to this.




Thanks to Fleshbot.com for this one. You Rock, Dudes.

La, la, la, la, la, la, sing a happy song

La, la, la, la, la, la, Smurf the whole day long

(whistle) - Smurf along with me
(whistle) - simple as can be

Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin
Happy things will come to you so Smurf yourself a grin

"Ooh, I hate Smurfs! I'll get you, I'll get all of you, If it's the last thing I'll ever do!"

La, la, la, la, la, la, now you know the tune
La, la, la, la, la, la, you'll be Smurfing soon.

2 comments:

ZoeNox said...

Thank God for this blog. My friend sent me this ages ago and I could never remember where to look. I feel compelled to go out and ruin the childhood memories of all my friends. Thank you for providing that service for me.

Kara said...

I feel honoured to have helped in any way to sully sweet childhood memories!