Thursday, June 12, 2008

Feed Me, Seymour!


In the last 15 minutes I have accidentally called Mexico, blew out the fuses in my entire apartment, electrocuted myself, and made a very questionable curry. Now I am sitting in the dark not touching anything. AND NOW!

I'm curious about you...

Your eyes on these words tell me that you are bored, so please copy and paste these questions into the comment form and answer them. It will amuse me!

I just puked these questions up spur of the moment so they arent stunning, but I will spend the next 2 and a half minutes answering them in my comments myself. Because I know you're all dying to know.

Kara's Superfluous 20 Question Quiz for All-Stars

1. Hi?

2. Describe yourself with 3 nouns.

3. What is the first thing you're going to buy with your next paycheck?

4. What's wrong with you?

5. Would you rather someone's finger in your mouth or someone's toe?

6. If you accidentally farted in front of a stranger, how would you react?

7. How would they react?

8. Time is?

9. Which comic book super hero/villian would you rather do?

10. If you could give me, Kara, anything in the world, what would it be?

11. What's your favourite song RIGHT THIS SECOND?

12. Do you look at peoples bums more often than not?

13. After reading this, clear your head. What's the first thing you think of?

14. What smell makes you the sickest?

15. If you could have any animal as a pet what would it be?

16. What is your most strongest food craving most of the time?

17. If you had all the money in the world but still had to have a job, what would it be?

18. Whats one physical characteristic you find most attractive in the opposite sex?

19. Do you like the taste of blood?

20. When you walk by a mirror or a reflective building do you check yourself out?

7 comments:

Kara said...

1. Hi?
Sup D00d

2. Describe yourself with 3 nouns.
Watermelon, Gazpacho, Xylophone

3. What is the first thing you're going to buy with your next paycheck?
Case of Keiths and a record player for Cory's birthday pressie

4. What's wrong with you?
Slight perversion, general malaise and an aversion to humankind.

5. Would you rather someone's finger in your mouth or someone's toe?
Toe. Fingers go gross places, like peoples mouths. Toes mostly hang around in socks. Cotton feels safe to me.

6. If you accidentally farted in front of a stranger, how would you react?
Rosy cheeks an raucous laughter.

7. How would they react?
Frowning and/or leaving.

8. Time is?
Ticking and tocking.

9. Which comic book super hero/villian would you rather do?
CHRISTIAN BALE! I mean, Batman...

10. If you could give me, Kara, anything in the world, what would it be?
A sharp smack with my cane, you haughty little rogue!

11. What's your favourite song RIGHT THIS SECOND?
Paper Planes by M.I.A

12. Do you look at peoples bums more often than not?
Never not. Always often.

13. After reading this, clear your head. What's the first thing you think of?
Well now Im just thinking about bums. If I didnt just write this myself I would think I set that up. Okay the first thing I think of issss... french fries? And then batman.

14. What smell makes you the sickest?
Chicken Pesto Fusilli.

15. If you could have any animal as a pet what would it be?
A LLAMA. Or a cuttlefish. Or one of those tiny deer that are the size of cantaloupe.

16. What is your most strongest food craving most of the time?
Chocolate, obviously. Secondly, ice cream. Thirdly, Olives with peanut butter.

17. If you had all the money in the world but still had to have a job, what would it be?
I would work fulltime as an eccentric island paradise operations manager.

18. Whats one physical characteristic you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
Eyebrows.

19. Do you like the taste of blood?
I find the taste of blood to be metallic and comforting.

20. When you walk by a mirror or a reflective building do you check yourself out?
Yes, only to make sure Im still actually there.

The Alden said...

1. Hey.

2. Writer, Sloth, Tornado

3. Dunno yet; that won't be for a while.

4. Big toes hurt, tired, bit of a headache, writer's block, boredom, ineptitude for life, eternal and unending awkwardness.

5. Probably finger. Toes are gross.

6. I would politely say "Excuse me," and look the other way.

7. They would stand up and walk away.

8. 11:36 PM

9. Emma Frost, Astonishing X-Men. Duh.

10. A PUNCH!

11. The Dresden Dolls - Half Jack

12. Nope.

13. Fluffy clouds.

14. Corn starch.

15. Dog.

16. Pizza!

17. Comic book write and/or TV showrunner.

18. Nice eyes.

19. Not really; too much copper.

20. Definitely not.

Kara said...

Haha thanks Bro-bot! Emma Frost is a good pick. I think mine would really be Gambit. Pree-ow.

Wendy77 said...

Kara's Superfluous 20 Question Quiz for All-Stars

1. Hi?
You talkin' to ME?!

2. Describe yourself with 3 nouns.
Maybe later

3. What is the first thing you're going to buy with your next paycheck?
I'm gonna interpret "paycheck" as tax rebate and say A NEW MACBOOK!

4. What's wrong with you?
I try to pull myself out of dismal boredom and ultimate dissatisfaction of my life through spending money I don't have. I DID just buy some sweet comics though.

5. Would you rather someone's finger in your mouth or someone's toe?
Finger, it's more explainable. I could be biting it in self-defense.

6. If you accidentally farted in front of a stranger, how would you react?
Widened eyes, then bursting into laughter.

7. How would they react?
How am I suppose to know how a STRANGER would react?

8. Time is?
10:22 A.M.

9. Which comic book super hero/villian would you rather do?
Whatserface, that shapeshifting one... I know it's kind of cheap but you get the best of ALL worlds. You get your Wolverine, Gambit, Batman, etc. etc. although that is presupposing cross-series possibilities. GOD what is her name?? M something.... or...... g...

10. If you could give me, Kara, anything in the world, what would it be?
The TTC tickets in my purse, remind me later please.

11. What's your favourite song RIGHT THIS SECOND?
Green Gloves, The National

12. Do you look at peoples bums more often than not?
If they have sat in an amusing substance, or it is deformed. Or crapped their pants.

13. After reading this, clear your head. What's the first thing you think of?
Friggin' Casey Cartwright.

14. What smell makes you the sickest?
Parmesan cheese.

15. If you could have any animal as a pet what would it be?
A mini-dragon!

16. What is your most strongest food craving most of the time?
Salt.

17. If you had all the money in the world but still had to have a job, what would it be?
Laughing at poor people.


18. Whats one physical characteristic you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
Shoulders.

19. Do you like the taste of blood?
Did you just casually throw this question in here because you think you're a freak and set this whole thing up to find out if there's anyone else you know who shares this bizarro trait? Also, no.

20. When you walk by a mirror or a reflective building do you check yourself out?
No, I like to watch the other people checking themselves out and then watching their reactions as they realize they've been caught.

Kara said...

SWEET! TTC TICKETS! Also, its Mystique, and excellent freakin' choice man! We all picked X-men characters, that must mae X-Men the most sexually attractive comic IN THE WORLD.

Kara said...

MOMQUIZ

1. Hi?

2. I dont want to do this. I hate it when she types out everything I say. Whats a noun? Basket Hair Face

3. A duvet cover.

4. I want to buy a duvet cover

5. FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. I'd run!

7. They'd run!!

8. What?

9. Iron man. Yeah... Iron man..... .. Id like to freeze frame that sweet ass. Just watch it. Yeah.

10. A basket

(editors note: wtf??? lame.)

11. One of them suicide songs by that band Nirvana.

12. Yeah!

13. Especially Iron Mans.... When are you leaving?

14. Tar.

15. I was thinking of a hedgehog today.

16. Chocolate.

17. Ew. I don't want to work. Oh I know! Can I be a professional student? okay! A PLUS!

18. Bums.

19. No she says with a knowing disdain.

20. No, she says with a knowing disdain.


So there you have it folks, my mom is a lazy bum fetish freak with an odd preoccupation with baskets. <3

yemj said...

Kara's Superfluous 20 Question Quiz for All-Stars

1. Hi?
nnnyello!

2. Describe yourself with 3 nouns.
giraffe, bubble, swamp

3. What is the first thing you're going to buy with your next paycheck?
uhhh...probably just necessities. or maybe i'll go to the movies! yeah...that'd be nice.

4. What's wrong with you?
i really really like a boy and he doesn't like me back and it really really sucks.

5. Would you rather someone's finger in your mouth or someone's toe?
FINGER ftw. toes have toe-jam and that stuff smells. i hate feet.

6. If you accidentally farted in front of a stranger, how would you react?
my face would turn tomato red and i would very shyly say, "excuse me." and then die a little.

7. How would they react?
a raised eyebrow

8. Time is?
fleeting

9. Which comic book super hero/villian would you rather do?
BATMAN! but only the christian bale version...

10. If you could give me, Kara, anything in the world, what would it be?
your own island so you could be by yourself and not have to deal with the general public. because i know you hate them.

11. What's your favourite song RIGHT THIS SECOND?
whole wide world - wreckless eric

12. Do you look at peoples bums more often than not?
i really do. it's a habit that i need to break. i also look at boobs ALL THE TIME. it's terrible. any girl that doesn't know me probably thinks i'm a lesbian. but really, i'm just comparing.

13. After reading this, clear your head. What's the first thing you think of?
chocolate cake

14. What smell makes you the sickest?
really bad B.O. oh GAWD, i was in walmart the other day and i swear i almost puked because this woman smelled so bad.

15. If you could have any animal as a pet what would it be?
a giraffe

16. What is your most strongest food craving most of the time?
chocolate

17. If you had all the money in the world but still had to have a job, what would it be?
a film actor

18. Whats one physical characteristic you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
nice teeth

19. Do you like the taste of blood?
i really dont

20. When you walk by a mirror or a reflective building do you check yourself out?
hells yeah. i try to catch myself off-guard to see if i'm as chubby as i think i am. and i check my hair.