Thursday, March 19, 2009

Blar Blar Blar.


Fats Waller & His Rhythm - Spring Cleaning


Harlem - Beautiful & Very Smart


Blondie - Good Boys

Buillon - Are You The One?


Making croissants, bagels and Danishes in class
Cadbury cream eggs
Cucumber and feta sandwiches with tea and an orange
Clean floooooors
Tikka paneer kabobs and naan
Scrabble with B-Bot
Triple Sec in my coke-a-cola
Episodes of The Shield
I before E except after C
Scheild.

I've bought new running shoes. They look like a gay space disco. They feel... actually, like a gay space disco! It's very nice. I have been racing up every stairway Ive come across, regardless of whether or not Ive been headed that direction. I float like a butterfly, I stink like a bee, I'm walking on sunshine! Woooahhh! And don't it feel good.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Crumpet Trumpet


I ate too many chee................

Zez!

Now I cant stop far..............................


TING!

Everybody trebuchet!

Coulis Cowboy


The universe is giving me gifts today. First it was just enough change in my pocket for a coffee and a muffin, down to the very last cent. Nice.

Next I found a fortune cookie on the last empty table in the cafeteria! It read "Stop procrastinating - starting tomorrow." Ha ha ha, cheeky little cookie bastard.

And thirdly, someone left a giant Bentley bag leaning up against my bicycle, and I thought "What ho! Look here! A gift most glorious hath been bestoweth upon me!" Inside was a multitude of terrifying items including a pair of leather hush puppies, some black condoms, and blood. Score!

So as I sit here typing this, in my fancy new shoes, wearing my swanky new black condoms, I reflect upon how lucky I am in life. Thanks, baby Jesus, Allah, or The Japanese. Whoever is up there, looking down, fucking with me continuously. It's nice to feel special.

Also my spellchecker keeps underlining the word "whoever". Whoever is a word, right??? It is. Isn't it?? Wtf. Why ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, SPELLCHECKER! YOU LYING WHORE!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Getting Fruity



So I just skipped class to buy a case of prickly pears. Oops. Probably not the best decision but good christ did it ever feel good. It's so sunny and warm out I ended up taking off my jacket and just wearing a t-shirt. Along the way to pick up the prickly pears I accumulated many other things that struck my fancy. Fancy things... SUCH AS!

  • A jasmine plant in mid-bloom
  • Organic lemons and limes
  • California strawberries and blackberries
  • Newcastle Brown Ale
  • Creme de Cassis, blackcurrant liqueur
  • Triple Sec, orange liqueur
  • Valrhona Chocolates: Manjari Orange and Guandaja Grue
  • Cardamom pods
  • Prickly Pears!

And some not so fancy but still wonderful stuff like fresh churned butter, free range eggs and not quite so fresh and free range yeast packets. And now, my dear hearts, I am going to do the dishes, get a bit tipsy, and drumroll please.. bake some shit up.

WOOO!

14 Entire Degrees!


Stiff Little Fingers - Alternative Ulster

Fujiya & Miyagi - Dishwasher

Wilco - I'm Always in Love


Camera Obscura - Razzle Dazzle Rose


hHAraoagh! It is 14 degrees outside right now!! And that's above zero!

My window wide open! Im wearing a tshirt! And no FUCKING SOCKS! Outside I can hear birds and children chirping. Also I am eating a pear. Damn its a fine combination of springly things.

I don't have too much to write about. I have to jaunt off to school in a bit, but for now Im enjoying being warm and lazy on my bed. I think I shall go for a bike ride tonight!

Cory came down with food poisoning on Wednesday night. Or should I say, came up with it. Over and over again. He described it as "death metal screaming into the toilet". Finally he managed last night to have a soupson of soup and today is able to somewhat interact in the world. His pain is funny. Ha ha.

Ive got this bread book out of the library so I am looking forward to playing around with some blobs of dough at some point. ALSO THE WATCHMEN IS COMING OUT TODAY! Hype, hype, etc. Im excited though, it's gonna be good.

Anyway this is boring so Im going to close my eyes for an hour.