Thursday, October 29, 2009

Psychobubble



Wall Of Voodoo - Ring Of Fire



Siouxsie and the Banshees ft. Marc Almond - Threat of Love




Oingo Boingo - Private Life



You know whats better than doing the dishes? Spending lengthy amounts of time analyzing yourself via internet personality tests. Yep, I know I'm the coolest cat in the ... thing that cats are in. Alley? Jazz-Funk band? Garbage Bag in the river? Pah..
Now I encourage y'all mufukkas to shimmy on over to SimilarMinds.com, take the test and post your results in my comments section so that I can judge you harshly. There's a while whackload on there so you can distract yourself from hours and hours of chores!

Here are my results:


Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion
results were very low which suggests you are extremely reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
Awesomeness: Off the fucking charts.

Random descriptive words: secretive, reclusive, messy, disorganized, introverted, unassertive, rarely worries, dislikes large parties, does not like to fit in, does not need to control others, solitary, ambivalent about chaos, tough, leisurely, does not respect authority, not aggressive, observer, abstract, impractical, dislikes leadership, daydreamer, bizarre, does not make friends easily, not a perfectionist, suspicious, rarely irritated, strong physical instincts, unsympathetic at times, risk taker, submissive, weird, sarcastic, strange

So I'm a strange and paranoid hippy loner who laughs when you hurt yourself. Touché, Internet.

10 comments:

Alden said...

Mine is NOT flattering, but terribly accurate. Ack.

Stability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
craves attention, messy, open, rash, irritable, likes large parties, low self control, weird, fragile, does not like to be alone, emotionally sensitive, worrying, depressed, heart over mind, does not respect authority, dependent, not rule conscious, not good at saving money, more interested in relationships than intellectual pursuits, likes to fit in, very social, frequently second guesses self, phobic, suspicious, not careful, outgoing, vain, compassionate, aggressive, likes to make fun, hates to lose

This test hates me. :) I'm too talkative, too flexible, and a neurotic self-hating social conformer. Also, weird.

Kara said...

Haha wow B-Bot, you're one hot mess over there. Don't forget "weird and fragile" bahahaha

Wendy77 said...

This quiz basically thinks I'm a dick. F U quiz.

Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting

Kara said...

You're just like me only much more likely to get raped at a party! Nice!

Kara said...

However you're a thrill seeking fame whore so you'd probably like it!

yemj said...

uh so basically this thing says that i'm needy and don't like to be alone. and i talk too much...it's also highly accurate.

Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
expressive, open, self revealing, loves large parties, loud, social, outgoing, does not like social isolation, assertive, social chameleon, positive, always busy, likes to fit in, likes to stand out, enjoys leadership, brutally honest, trusting, optimistic, desires attention, dominant, aggressive, attachment prone, wants to be understood, realistic

gnounc said...

The test took what the answers I gave, threw them right out the fucking window, and handed me something that tastes something, almost, but not quite, exactly unlike how I answered.

Perhaps it thinkts it knows the truth better than I do, after knowing me for 2 minutes?

Global Personality Test Results

Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Accuracy:

Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture

gnounc said...

To recap. I hate large parties..
I dont make friends easily at all
..generally because I find most people annoying, they never seem to want to meet a guy halfway.

I dont like to make fun of people (usually) I'm not reckless OR impractical, I can save money quite well thank you,Thrill seeker and enjoys leadership?

I mean come on, most of these were input question, get answer, IE

Are you able to save money?
..He is able to save money.

but it STILL got them bassackwards.
My beef isnt that I expected a personality test to render any actual results, but it fails in every possible way at what can only be described as repeating what you're fucking told.

-JG

Kara said...

Also it left out the bit about you having a raging hard on for your own mother

gnounc said...

No no dont misquote me, I plainly said YOUR mother.
Besides, I think she digs me too.