Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Ponk Chomp

We made this and wish everyone would look at it.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Happy Birthday, BBOT!

This saturday the 23rd of October, 2010, my smallest brother became TWENTY YEARS OF AGE. Happy Birthday, Buttface. This is the cake I made for him. It's icecream. Im a professional pastry chef. For real, I get paid for this. TADA!

Thursday, October 21, 2010


As I sit surrounded by bowls covered with the residue of a fine oatmeal dinner, watching Bear Grylls find excuses in every condition possible to "get his kit off", Im reminded of this bear video. Enjoy. I SAID ENJOY!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

New Blog Time

Bonjour my precious bum burglars!

Its me! Your favourite! Im doing blogs again now! Here comes! Blog!

Ive been doing so many things! Such as:

Buckets of Turkey!

Turkey soup!

Candy Apples. Seasonal!


Caramel Apples

6 wooden craft sticks
6 small apples, any variety, stems removed
1 cup heavy cream
1 cup granulated sugar
1/4 cup dark corn syrup
2 tablespoons unsalted butter

Insert sticks into tops of apples. Prepare an ice-water bath.
Bring cream, sugar, corn syrup, and butter to a boil in a saucepan over medium-high heat. Clip a candy thermometer to pan, and continue to cook until mixture reaches 245 degrees, 10 to 12 minutes.
Place pan in ice-water bath to stop the cooking. Dip bottom of each apple in caramel. Using a spoon, coat apple halfway to three-quarters of the way up sides. Transfer to a parchment-lined baking sheet, and refrigerate until set, about 15 minutes (or overnight).

CHANDALIER! Jealousy of my OSTENTATIOUS EFFULGENT LAMBENCY1? Pimpppp asssssssssssss fucking mason jarks.


KEANU REEVES! I am making a meme uNFOLD like a orchid on the internet! FROM THE CUPCAKE SIDE! What? Are you saying questions? Why yes! Keanu Reeves is eating, MY, me, MY, I, ME, my, MINE cupcake. And now you understand that meme comes from ME ME!

ME! Hes eating my cupcake. For real, its exciting, and Im not even lying at all this time.

Cupcake rejected. WAAAAAA